The Bruce Report- Volume 89

The Bruce Report- Volume 89

The Regular Guy Movie Reviews Triple 9- 2.5 Little Brucies OK action film about about a group of cops beholding to the Russian mob! Lots of violence! Eddie The Eagle- 2.5 Little Brucies Cute tale of  an English dolt, who aspires to became England's first Ski Jumper! Enjoyable! Ways To Improve Your Life Wear your fabulous hats, scarves, and ties! Dress up for no reason! Spend a year becoming an expert on a new topic! Use a slow cooker, you will smell dinner! Rescue an animal! Forgive somebody, particularly yourself! Spend more time in nature! Go by bike more! Wish strangers good morning! Start each day with five minutes of meditation! Do You have ODD- Obsessive Dog Disorder You have more than one dog! You greet you dog before your spouse! Your dogs comfort comes before yours! Your house is littered with toys! You'd rather hang out with your dog than go out! Your dog eats better than you! Your dog has more of the pillow than you! Your dog has half the bed and you and your spouse split one side! What An Offer It looks like i am not going back to the restaurant business any more so i am willing to share my recipe for Bertucci's fabulous Meat Sauce! No more having to go to a restaurant to eat their below average sauce! No more haveing to go to a store to buy some run of the mill sauce! You can have the real thing! Be a huge hit with your friends and relatives! Here is the deal! I will come to your house and spend the five or six hours it will take to make this delicious sauce that was handed down from my Noni! I will bring the ingredients and teach you how to make my sauce! The cost is $200 and you will have five or six pounds of sauce and be the envy of many! If you want me to go out of town, you will have to provide me with a plane ticket and a hotel room or put me up at your house! E-mail me if interested and we can work out the details!

Enjoy being an American! See you my friends Little Brucie!