Showing posts with label Contests. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Contests. Show all posts

Monday, April 21, 2014

Caption Contest: The State Of The Legal Profession In One Sad Graphic

  • 18 Apr 2014 at 1:04 PM
  • Caption Contests, Contests, Pictures, Stupid Lawyer Tricks
  • Caption Contest: The State Of The Legal Profession In One Sad Graphic


    In this economy, lawyers are being forced to roll up their sleeves and learn new tricks of the trade. Some have even taken up the practice of Door Law — they’ll take any case that walks through the door. Other lawyers have expanded their horizons to offer services that are wholly unrelated to the law. Desperate times call for truly desperate measures.
    Check out this advertisement — if you can even call it that — for a lawyer who really seems willing to do just about anything for a buck…

    Here’s the picture for our caption contest. This lawyer’s “practice” doesn’t sound shady at all, not one bit:

    Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.
    Please submit your entries by SUNDAY, APRIL 20 at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

    Saturday, August 10, 2013

    Caption Contest Winner: Giving ‘Ambulance Chaser’ A New Meaning

  • 09 Aug 2013 at 10:05 AM
  • Caption Contests, Cars, Contests, Pictures

  • Caption Contest Winner: Giving ‘Ambulance Chaser’ A New Meaning


    Earlier week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

    Earlier this week, you voted on the finalists, and now it’s time to announce our caption contest winner…

    As is customary with our caption contests, we will now reveal the backstory behind the picture. The picture was taken in New Haven, Connecticut, and it features the Irving J. Pinsky Van, which has its very own Facebook page. Its slogan? “Bringing the law to the streets, and bringing the law to the people!!”
    Hey, Mr. Pinsky, if you really want to bring the law to the streets, you should consider adding our winning caption to the side of your van. It would certainly bring additional flair to your litigation mobile:
    Pinsky Law: With offices in Midtown… now Downtown… now Midtown again.
    Thanks to everyone for suggesting comments and for voting. If you wrote the winning caption, feel free to email us, subject line “Caption Contest Winner,” to claim your prize (an Above the Law t-shirt).
    Earlier: Caption Contest Finalists: Giving ‘Ambulance Chaser’ A New Meaning
    Caption Contest: Giving ‘Ambulance Chaser’ A New Meaning

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    Sunday, April 1, 2012

    The Most Honest Law School

    12 Mar 2012 at 7:03 PMPosted in:


    Contests, Law School Deans, Law Schools, Legal Ethics, March Madness, Reader Polls

    ATL March Madness (2012): The Most Honest Law School

    By Above the Law

    Get your brackets ready, March Madness is here! It’s the most wonderful time of the year, at least for those who enjoy illegally gambling with co-workers.

    Every year, we here at Above the Law like to put together a little bracket of our own. In the past, we’ve asked you to vote for such things as the coolest law firm or the douchiest law school.

    This year, we’ve come up with a question that you don’t hear a lot of people asking when they’re talking about pursing a career in law: Which law school is the most honest?

    Don’t start checking you LST transparency index just yet. Sure, being honest to prospective or incoming students can be a factor in a law school’s reputation for honesty. But we want to look at this question in the broadest possible sense….

    Whether a law school provides full and fair disclosure of its employment statistics to prospective students would certainly seem relevant to whether the school is “honest.” Whether a law school’s administration is direct and upfront when handling the crises and controversies that inevitably arise (and that we love to cover) would also seem like part of the honesty equation.

    But honesty goes beyond the central administration and the career services office. It should show itself in the classroom as well — and beyond.

    We expect law schools to shape our next generation of lawyers. We expect law schools to teach their students to think like lawyers. But do we expect law schools to teach people to be honest lawyers? Are some law schools better at emphasizing the moral and ethical standards of the law, while others teach a more, well, ethically aggressive style?

    Or maybe the process of being an “honest” law school starts earlier than the first day of classes? It’s possible that some schools try to screen for the most upstanding individuals they can find, while other admission committees are more willing to accept academically qualified applicants with murky pasts.

    Practicing lawyers, you must have opinions as well. If you are out there in practice, you’ve run across countless attorneys and judges from all sorts of law schools. Have you noticed any patterns when it comes to the alma maters of the honest and dishonest lawyers you meet?
    In the words of Jack Nicholson’s Joker, “Hubba, hubba, hubba, money, money, money, who do you trust?” Which law schools have a reputation for producing graduates who are honest in their professional and personal dealings? Which law schools teach people that rules are made to be broken? Which law schools understand that honesty starts at the top?

    We’ve tossed out several ways of measuring honesty. Ultimately, though, the definition of “honesty” is up to you.

    Click on the next page to see the bracket and begin voting

    Please read complete article and page 2 for voting at link below:


    http://abovethelaw.com/2012/03/atl-march-madness-2012-the-most-honest-law-school/

    Editor's note: Your ProbateShark finds the fact that this article is even "published" to be frightening and an indictment to the legal profession.  Do the bottom feeders end up in the Probate Court of Cook County? What about the 90% of lawyers found to be less honest?  Lucius Verenus, Schoolmaster, ProbateSharks.com