Showing posts with label Drinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drinking. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Even Moderate Drinking May Be Damaging Our Hearts As We Age, Study Finds

Even Moderate Drinking May Be Damaging Our Hearts As We Age, Study Finds

By Jim Algar, Tech Times | May 27, 7:05 AM
Alcohol consumption
In senior citizens, even what is considered "moderate" drinking may be harmful to heart health, researchers say. Elderly women are particularly sensitive to the toxic effects of alcohol, they add.
(Photo : Justin Sullivan | Getty Images)
What would normally be classified as "moderate" drinking by senior citizens might be damaging to their hearts, new research suggests.
Seniors consuming two or more drinks a day may be doing some harm to their hearts, and that risk is even higher for elderly women than for men of the same age, the researchers say.
Moderate drinking is generally defined as two drinks a day for men and one drink per day for women.
"In an elderly population, increasing alcohol intake is associated with subtle alterations in heart structure and function, with women appearing more susceptible than men to the toxic effects of alcohol," says study leader Dr. Alexandra Gonçalves at Brigham and Women's Hospital and Harvard Medical School.
In the study involving over 4,400 adults of an average age of 76, women who drank even in moderation — just one daily drink — displayed a small reduction in heart function, the researchers report in Circulation: Cardiovascular Imaging, a journal of the American Heart Association.
Some previous research has suggested light to moderate drinking may protect against some forms of cardiovascular disease, a fact pointed out by some experts.
"While heavy consumption of alcohol can result in heart disease and heart failure, a number of studies have suggested that light to moderate alcohol consumption is associated with a lower risk of heart attacks and strokes compared to nondrinkers," says Dr. Gregg Fonarow, a cardiology professor at UCLA.
Still, the new study, with its apparent finding of a link between moderate alcohol intake and changes in the size, configuration and movement of different components of the heart, raises a potential red flag when it comes to the elderly, Gonçalves says.
"In spite of potential benefits of low alcohol intake, our findings highlight the possible hazards to cardiac structure and function by increased amounts of alcohol consumption in the elderly, particularly among women," she says.
The study is yet more evidence, if any was needed, that those who drink should not overindulge, she adds.
"This reinforces the U.S. recommendations stating that those who drink should do so with moderation," she says.
The American Heart Association has always recommended that people who drink should limit their alcohol intake. It also cautions against taking up alcohol strictly for potential heart benefits.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Judge Accused Of Having Inappropriate Relationship With Cooley Law Student

Drinking, DUI / DWI, Law Schools, State Judges, State Judges Are Clowns

Judge Accused Of Having Inappropriate Relationship With Cooley Law Student


Judge J. Cedric Simpson and Crystal Marie Vargas
Judge J. Cedric Simpson and Crystal Marie Vargas
Law students who get to intern with judges are pretty lucky. If they play their cards right, they’ll be able to get a lasting relationship out of it — just think of all the tips, tricks, and recommendations that judge will be able to give you in your life as a lawyer.
Some law students who intern with judges reportedly forge “other” kinds of relationships with their would-be mentors. Those alleged relationships come with all sorts of perks, but if you get caught, the gavel may come down hard.
Take, for example, the case of Michigan Judge J. Cedric Simpson. Simpson is accused of having a “personal” relationship with Crystal Marie Vargas, a graduate of the Thomas M. Cooley Law School who once served as his intern. Simpson is now facing a complaint from the Michigan Judicial Tenure Commission over his alleged actions while Vargas worked for him in chambers, including an incident where, according to the complaint, the judge attempted to interfere with the investigation and prosecution of Vargas’s September 2013 drunk driving charge.
Let’s take a peek at what allegedly went down between Simpson and Vargas…

Simpson is a 14-A District Court judge in Michigan, and we presume Vargas is a recent graduate of Cooley Law. Her LinkedIn profile seems to have been deleted, but here’s a snippet from it that we were able to find:
Crystal Vargas LinkedIn
It seems that on the early morning of September 8, 2013, Vargas was driving drunk and crashed her car into a tow truck at about 4:30 a.m. The first person she called to tell about the accident was not a relative, not a law school classmate, not a boyfriend, not the police, but Simpson, who allegedly showed up at the scene less than 10 minutes later. Here’s what happened next, according to MLive.com’s report:
[Simpson] interfered with a field sobriety test being administered by Pittsfield Township Police Officer Robert Cole. In his initial response to the commission’s request for comments, Simpson denied speaking with Vargas while Cole administered the sobriety test to her.
Vargas was released from Washtenaw County jail at approximately 8 a.m. and allegedly went to Simpson’s home. Simpson then allegedly drove Vargas to recover her vehicle and paid the towing fees on his own credit card after her card was declined.
The second count alleged by the commission is that Simpson interfered with Vargas’ prosecution following the incident. He allegedly contacted Pittsfield Township city attorney Victor Lillich on multiple occasions in an attempt to intercede on Vargas’ behalf.
Despite Simpson’s best efforts to help this “good girl,” Vargas was charged with one count of operating a motor vehicle while impaired. She pleaded guilty, and was sentenced on January 21, 2014.
Simpson, of course, denies interfering with the police investigation or trying to get “special treatment” for his intern. Simpson also denies that he had a “personal” relationship with Vargas, but this excerpt from the Judicial Tenure Commission’s complaint seems to stand in contradiction to the judge’s assertions:
Simpson JTC Complaint
Simpson’s lawyer, Ken Mogill, had this to say about the complaint, per the Detroit Free Press: “We respectfully disagree with the JTC’s allegations, and I expect Judge Simpson will be exonerated.”
Best of luck to Judge J. Cedric Simpson as he tries to fight these ethical charges and keep his job, and best of luck to Crystal Vargas on the Texas bar exam. They’ll both need all the help they can get.
(Flip to the next page to see the juicy complaint filed against Judge Simpson.)

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Saturday, October 18, 2014

Three Judges From Same Court Busted For DWI

Three Judges From Same Court Busted For DWI
One is an outlier. A sad reminder of the legal profession’s struggle with alcoholism. Two is a curiosity. Perhaps a coincidence? But when three judges, all from the same court, get charged with DWI over the course of a mere six months, you’re looking at a trend.
Just this morning, the third judge in this trend was handcuffed and led away from the scene of an accident. In this case, the courtroom parking lot. That’s right, she’s accused of running over the gate to the lot and then ramming a parked sheriff’s car.
At 8:00 a.m.
There must have been an awesome special on mimosas at the local IHOP knockoff….

Apparently the Broward County Courthouse is the place to be if you want to get riggety riggety wrecked, son! This morning was Judge Lynn Rosenthal’s turn to see how the other half of her criminal courtroom lives when she gets booked at the Broward Main Jail. There are scant details of the accident so far, but everyone agrees that a sheriff’s vehicle was hit, and they’re blaming Judge Rosenthal, a Governor Scott appointee facing an electoral challenge this year from the happiest person in Florida today.
But what makes this story interesting is the fact that Broward County judges can’t seem to get away from defending themselves against drunk driving charges. The Broward County bar must be excellent… and I’m sure they have some good lawyers too.
The trend kicked off back in November when Judge Cynthia Imperato was pinched for drunk driving after a fellow motorist called 911:
“He’s all over the road,” said a caller who phoned 911 at 9:49 p.m. Tuesday to report seeing an erratic white Mercedes-Benz turn onto Northeast Second Street from Federal Highway.
“He nearly sideswiped me twice. He’s gotta be drunk,” the caller, who said he wasn’t sure if the driver was male or female, said. “He’s really dangerous.”
It was nearly an hour later and less than three miles away when police witnessed the erratically driven white Mercedes-Benz for themselves, a police report said.
Imperato, a judge since 2003, refused to take a breath test after she was pulled over shortly before 11 p.m. in the 2400 block of West Palmetto Park Road, the report said.
She was in the driver’s seat with her window rolled down and was attempting to use her cellphone when Officer Robert Jesionek approached, the report said.
When he asked Imperato if she knew why he stopped her, Imperato said “she was weaving,” the report said.
“I could smell a strong odor of alcoholic beverage coming from her breath. Her eyes were red and glassy. Her speech was slow and slurred. Her face was red and flush,” Jesionek wrote.
Jesionek set up his in-car camera and asked Imperato to get out of her car, but she refused and said she was calling her attorney, the report said. Jesionek observed that she “was having problems dialing any numbers.”
The video of the incident was eventually released, and despite the characterization of the commentators that she was “uncooperative,” she sounds like she just wants to talk to her lawyer and refuses to comply with the police’s standard operating BS of asking directed questions hoping a suspect will “voluntarily” do something they aren’t prepared to order her to do. She’s not only a judge but a former prosecutor and a former cop, so I think she knew exactly what she was doing.

At the time, Chief Judge Peter Weinstein said he had “no specific protocol in place dictating how to handle a judge in this situation.” He may want to invest some time in developing one. Starting with a designated driver program.
Judge Gisele Pollack was arrested on May 1 after a car crash. In that accident, another driver was injured, prompting Pollack to be charged with four counts of DUI and failure to use due care. Just days ago, the Supreme Court of Florida suspended Pollack for allegedly violating the code of judicial conduct. She certainly sounds like she was drinking on the job based on audio tapes that caught her making slurred and somewhat off-kilter comments in open court:

The news channel, because it’s awful local news, fixates on questioning whether someone with an acknowledged history of addiction should be hearing drug cases. Actually, that sounds like an ideal person to be hearing drug cases, especially if, like Judge Pollack, she’d managed to stay sober for 20 years. Hopefully her suspension will give her an opportunity to get back on track — if not to return to the bench, then at least to get her life sorted out.
Not hanging around her colleagues might be a terrific start.
Broward judge arrested on DUI charge in courthouse parking lot [Sun Sentinel]
Judge Lynn Rosenthal Wreaks Havoc In Courthouse Parking Lot Before DUI Arrest [Daily Business Review]
Broward Judge Gisele Pollack accused of drunken driving in crash that sent man to hospital [Sun Sentinel]
Broward Judge Cynthia Imperato charged with DUI [Sun Sentinel]


Friday, June 6, 2014

Three Judges From Same Court Busted For DWI

  • 27 May 2014 at 5:33 PM
  • Drinking, DUI / DWI, State Judges
  • Three Judges From Same Court Busted For DWI


    One is an outlier. A sad reminder of the legal profession’s struggle with alcoholism. Two is a curiosity. Perhaps a coincidence? But when three judges, all from the same court, get charged with DWI over the course of a mere six months, you’re looking at a trend.
    Just this morning, the third judge in this trend was handcuffed and led away from the scene of an accident. In this case, the courtroom parking lot. That’s right, she’s accused of running over the gate to the lot and then ramming a parked sheriff’s car.
    At 8:00 a.m.
    There must have been an awesome special on mimosas at the local IHOP knockoff….

    Apparently the Broward County Courthouse is the place to be if you want to get riggety riggety wrecked, son! This morning was Judge Lynn Rosenthal’s turn to see how the other half of her criminal courtroom lives when she gets booked at the Broward Main Jail. There are scant details of the accident so far, but everyone agrees that a sheriff’s vehicle was hit, and they’re blaming Judge Rosenthal, a Governor Scott appointee facing an electoral challenge this year from the happiest person in Florida today.
    But what makes this story interesting is the fact that Broward County judges can’t seem to get away from defending themselves against drunk driving charges. The Broward County bar must be excellent… and I’m sure they have some good lawyers too.
    The trend kicked off back in November when Judge Cynthia Imperato was pinched for drunk driving after a fellow motorist called 911:
    “He’s all over the road,” said a caller who phoned 911 at 9:49 p.m. Tuesday to report seeing an erratic white Mercedes-Benz turn onto Northeast Second Street from Federal Highway.
    “He nearly sideswiped me twice. He’s gotta be drunk,” the caller, who said he wasn’t sure if the driver was male or female, said. “He’s really dangerous.”
    It was nearly an hour later and less than three miles away when police witnessed the erratically driven white Mercedes-Benz for themselves, a police report said.
    Imperato, a judge since 2003, refused to take a breath test after she was pulled over shortly before 11 p.m. in the 2400 block of West Palmetto Park Road, the report said.
    She was in the driver’s seat with her window rolled down and was attempting to use her cellphone when Officer Robert Jesionek approached, the report said.
    When he asked Imperato if she knew why he stopped her, Imperato said “she was weaving,” the report said.
    “I could smell a strong odor of alcoholic beverage coming from her breath. Her eyes were red and glassy. Her speech was slow and slurred. Her face was red and flush,” Jesionek wrote.
    Jesionek set up his in-car camera and asked Imperato to get out of her car, but she refused and said she was calling her attorney, the report said. Jesionek observed that she “was having problems dialing any numbers.”
    The video of the incident was eventually released, and despite the characterization of the commentators that she was “uncooperative,” she sounds like she just wants to talk to her lawyer and refuses to comply with the police’s standard operating BS of asking directed questions hoping a suspect will “voluntarily” do something they aren’t prepared to order her to do. She’s not only a judge but a former prosecutor and a former cop, so I think she knew exactly what she was doing.

    At the time, Chief Judge Peter Weinstein said he had “no specific protocol in place dictating how to handle a judge in this situation.” He may want to invest some time in developing one. Starting with a designated driver program.
    Judge Gisele Pollack was arrested on May 1 after a car crash. In that accident, another driver was injured, prompting Pollack to be charged with four counts of DUI and failure to use due care. Just days ago, the Supreme Court of Florida suspended Pollack for allegedly violating the code of judicial conduct. She certainly sounds like she was drinking on the job based on audio tapes that caught her making slurred and somewhat off-kilter comments in open court:

    The news channel, because it’s awful local news, fixates on questioning whether someone with an acknowledged history of addiction should be hearing drug cases. Actually, that sounds like an ideal person to be hearing drug cases, especially if, like Judge Pollack, she’d managed to stay sober for 20 years. Hopefully her suspension will give her an opportunity to get back on track — if not to return to the bench, then at least to get her life sorted out.
    Not hanging around her colleagues might be a terrific start.
    Broward judge arrested on DUI charge in courthouse parking lot [Sun Sentinel]
    Judge Lynn Rosenthal Wreaks Havoc In Courthouse Parking Lot Before DUI Arrest [Daily Business Review]
    Broward Judge Gisele Pollack accused of drunken driving in crash that sent man to hospital [Sun Sentinel]
    Broward Judge Cynthia Imperato charged with DUI [Sun Sentinel]

    Monday, January 20, 2014

    Lawyer Makes Millions After Sleeping With His Paralegal. What Happened Next Is… Totally Believable.

  • 17 Jan 2014 at 2:53 PM
  • Attorney Misconduct, Crime, Drinking, Paralegals, Quote of the Day, Real Estate, Sex, Sex Scandals
  • Lawyer Makes Millions After Sleeping With His Paralegal. What Happened Next Is… Totally Believable.


    [T]he defendant’s practice basically consisted of him showing up at the office every now and again to do a closing and then leaving to go drinking or sleep with his paralegal. You can’t do $33 million in business in real estate closings if that’s what your practice consists of.
    – Rhode Island Assistant Attorney General Ron Gendron, commenting on former state Sen. Patrick Timothy McDonald’s conviction for conspiring with his paralegal and sometimes mistress, Kimberly Porter, to embezzle more than $160,000 from his real estate clients.

    Sunday, December 15, 2013

    In Defense Of The Rich White Boy Who Killed Four People And Got Away With It

  • 12 Dec 2013 at 5:47 PM
  • Cars, Crime, Drinking, DUI / DWI, Kids, Sentencing Law, White People
  • In Defense Of The Rich White Boy Who Killed Four People And Got Away With It


    (A stock photo of a teen driver — not actually Ethan Couch.)
    I’m sure that by now you’ve all heard the story about the wealthy white teenager who killed four people while drunk driving. As we mentioned in yesterday’s Non-Sequiturs, 16-year-old Ethan Couch got off — sentenced to therapy — because the judge agreed that the kid was a victim of “affluenza”: his parents gave him everything he wanted, and he believed that being rich meant that he wouldn’t have to face consequences for his actions.
    The kid’s not wrong; the fact that he’s not facing incarceration for killing four people kind of proves the point. A poor white kid would be in jail right now. A rich black kid would be in jail right now. A poor black kid would be picking out items for his last supper right now. Anybody who thinks that this kind of lenience would be given to anybody other than a wealthy white dauphin is wrong and stupid (and probably racist). The rich kid isn’t in jail because rich people don’t suffer the full force of consequences for their actions.
    That said… the judge isn’t wrong either. When you have a jerk-off prick of a 16-year-old, as this kid appears to be, it’s probably not his fault. Not really. My outrage isn’t that Couch is getting off, it’s that so many other teens and young people are being incarcerated without this kind of compassion.
    Not that there aren’t people who deserve jail time behind this. It’s just that those people are Couch’s parents….
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    Wednesday, July 31, 2013

    The Difference Between Sharks And Soda

  • Editor's note: Let's hear it for Gov. Cuomo.  Lucius Verenus, Schoolmaster, ProbateSharks.com
  • 30 Jul 2013 at 4:08 PM
  • Animal Law, Drinking, Food
  • The Difference Between Sharks And Soda


    ‘Man, I could really use a soda.’
    It turns out that I care about the global population of sharks way, way more than I care about the epidemic of obese people in New York. Not only that, but I have much more faith in the ability of laws and governments to do something to protect sharks than they can protect fat people from themselves.
    Today has been an interesting day for the nanny state. An appeals court has once again knocked down knocked down New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s overbroad soda ban. And New York Governor Andrew Cuomo signed legislation banning the sale of shark-fin soup in New York.
    I couldn’t be happier with both developments…

    In general, the nanny state is bad at regulating human behavior. It has no business trying to impose “good health” or “personal restraint,” and it’s not even very good at inculcating us with morality. The soda ban has a laudable goal, I suppose. Large sodas make people fat! But regulating how much soda we can drink is a big governmental overreach. And practically, all the soda ban accomplishes is that it makes poor people pay a greater percentage of their income to have way too much soda than rich people. And so it needed to be stopped. From Fox News:
    “The Board of Health overstepped the boundaries of its lawfully delegated authority,” the court said in its decision.
    The state Supreme Court Appellate Division, with its opinion, upheld an earlier ruling that stopped the ban from taking effect in March. The rule would stop many eateries from selling non-diet soda and other sugar-laden beverages in containers bigger than 16 ounces.
    The beverage industry and other opponents say the measure is riddled with exceptions, unfair and ineffective.
    The nanny state is marginally better when it’s acting to prohibit something rather than merely regulating it. Telling people, “Oh, you can do this, but only in here and in this way,” drags the government down to the level of proscribing personal actions. Out-and-out banning something is a much cleaner way of saying, “We find this activity to be antithetical to a properly functioning society, and so nobody can do it.” It doesn’t create unintended exceptions for the rich, it just lays down the law, no pun intended.
    And that’s what the shark-fin soup ban is trying to go. From the Daily News:
    “Every year, an estimated 73 million sharks are killed to supply the growing global demand for their fins,” Gov. Cuomo said. “Not only is the process inhumane, but it also affects the natural balance of the oceanic ecosystem. With this new law, New York will be doing its part to help preserve this important species and maintain a stable environment for them.”
    Patrick Kwan, director of grassroots organizing for The Humane Society of the United States, said shark fin soup is still available in almost every major restaurant in Chinatown.
    “We are actually the largest market for shark fin currently in the United States,” Kwan said. “We tracked over 60 restaurants that have it on the menu.”
    Don’t regulate it, don’t make a deal with it, don’t act like my mother and tell me what’s good for me. Prohibit the stuff. It’s a much cleaner and more sensible law. If Bloomberg wanted to ban the sale of sodas, I wouldn’t support it, but at least it would be an enforceable (ish) law that made sense.
    In the end, it’s a nanny state law that actually protects something that can’t protect itself. People can make decisions as to whether or not they want to drink sodas that will make them gain weight and cause health problems. Sharks, for the most part, cannot make decisions as to whether or not they should be in a soup. The personal behavior Cuomo is restricting has nothing to do with the person and everything to do with the shark.
    Like I said, fat kids can defend themselves from sodas. Sharks can’t defend themselves from soup lovers. Fat kids can’t defend themselves from sharks, but I also support Aquaman’s authority to ban sharks from eating fat kids.
    Appeals court rules against NYC soda ban [Fox News]
    No (Shark Fin) Soup For You! Gov. Cuomo Outlaws Taking Of Shark Fins [Daily News]

    Wednesday, July 24, 2013

    Alleged Adult Store Ankle-Biter Acquitted, But Was Witness Tampering Involved?

    Attorney Misconduct
    [L]et’s try to help the person, she obviously had a bad night, and we don’t need to continue to hurt her dignity about this issue. So let the court do what the court’s supposed to do, and please, we don’t need to have theatrics around this issue.
    – Alderman Tom Tunney of Chicago’s 44th Ward, in a voicemail message left for the owner of an adult sex shop about assistant state’s attorney Sarah Naughton, the “apparently intoxicated” prosecutrix who allegedly bit the leg of one of the porn purveyor’s employees, while the scandalous case was still pending.
    While Naughton was acquitted of all charges in April, Tunney was recently found to have abused his authority by attempting to “tamper with” a potential witness in Naughton’s criminal investigation.
    (Read on to hear Tunney’s message, and see footage of Naughton’s arrest.)
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    Saturday, June 22, 2013

    Law Student Embezzles Thousands of Dollars While Drunk, High

  • 21 Jun 2013 at 11:12 AM
  • Crime, Drinking, Drugs, Law Schools, Money
  • Law Student Embezzles Thousands of Dollars While Drunk, High


    We haven’t seen a good Student Bar Association scandal in a while, but that’s all about to change. In case you’re not aware, the law students who are elected to serve on their school’s SBA are tasked with organizing fun events that will make their peers happy, and those events usually cost a lot of money. What can I say, alcohol and vomit clean-up fees are expensive.
    So understandably, when that beer money starts to get mysteriously low — in this case, to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars inexplicably missing — people start to panic. At what point do you realize the girl responsible for managing your organization’s finances has embezzled more than $30,000?
    Probably when she admits to you that she spent the cash to fuel her drug and alcohol addiction…

    Coming to you straight from the Lego Law School (more commonly known as the University of Baltimore School of Law), we’ve got the tale of Margaret Oyler. She was elected to the position of SBA treasurer in the spring of 2010, held the position through April 2012, and stole funds from the student organization throughout her reign by providing false financial statements to the rest of the SBA executive board during each accounting period. By all accounts, it sounds like she would’ve been one hell of a lawyer.
    In total, Oyler managed to yoink $33,000 from right under the SBA’s nose over a two-year period without anyone ever noticing until a changing of the student government’s guard. A tipster notes that the SBA informed the Baltimore Law administration of Oyler’s embezzlement in April 2012, but formal charges weren’t brought until more than a year later. Sorry, but wouldn’t it have been more intelligent to bring criminal charges against a student back then, rather than during a time when you’re trying to generate positive publicity for a $119 million building that would make even Nathan Sawaya cringe?
    Here’s Maggie Oyler’s case information, including the crime she was charged with:

    Yesterday, Oyler pleaded guilty before a Baltimore judge to the theft of $33,000. As part of a deal, she was given a five-year suspended sentence and three years of probation, and she must pay $33,000 in restitution. A tipster reports that Oyler’s parents are loaded, and they put thousands of dollars in an escrow account for her restitution. “Had it not been for the escrow account, I would imagine that such a lenient plea deal would not have been offered,” notes a source from UB Law.
    When asked for comment, a law school spokeswoman assured the public that Oyler never graduated and that the dean of students would work with student clubs “to help improve their financial oversight.” And by “help,” we presume this means the school will now rule over the SBA and other clubs with a Bogomolnyian iron fist. If you’re wondering why Oyler didn’t graduate, it’s not just because of this embezzlement scandal. A tipster claims that this financial femme fatale was suspended around the same time her thievery was discovered for a matter “regarding a letter of recommendation and a misrepresentation of her grades” — as if her grades matter now that she’s a convicted criminal.
    The Baltimore Sun snagged an interview with Oyler after she entered her guilty plea:
    In an interview, Oyler said the thefts happened during “an extremely dark period in my life.”
    She said she used some of the money to feed her alcohol and prescription painkiller habits. Her probation will include substance abuse treatment, Oyler said.
    “It wasn’t just like one day I woke up and decided, ‘Let’s do this,’ ” Oyler said. “I can’t describe in words where your head goes. … Everything that I’m trying to do is trying to right this wrong and correct this mistake.” …
    “I made a confession to [the SBA president], but I don’t remember … because I was so drunk,” Oyler added.
    We’re glad that Oyler will get the help she needs, but it’s a shame that it took three years of law school and a foray into the criminal justice system to get her life in order. Think about that for a second: three years of debt, all for nothing, and with nary a lesson learned from her first-year criminal law course.
    Well, we guess she did learn one thing: voluntary intoxication is not a defense to crime. Cheers!
    UPDATE (3:00 p.m.): We spoke to Maggie Oyler this afternoon, and here’s what she had to say about her legal wranglings:
    I am grateful for the opportunity to repair the damage that I have caused financially, and the chance to make sincere amends to the students and the institution that I have harmed. I look forward to a happy, sober life both personally and professionally.
    UB Student Bar treasurer stole $33,000 from organization [Baltimore Sun]
    Earlier: How Much Did It Cost To Build Lego Law School?
    University of Baltimore Tries To Keep The Devil Way Down In The Hole

    Friday, May 24, 2013

    Chicago-Area Readers: Please Join Above the Law for Drinks on June 12th

  • 23 May 2013 at 4:01 PM
  • Advertising, Drinking, In-House Counsel, Parties, Shameless Plugs, This Is an Ad
  • Chicago-Area Readers: Please Join Above the Law for Drinks on June 12th



    We are pleased to invite you to an Above the Law cocktail reception in Chicago on Wednesday, June 12th. The reception will take place from 6:30 to 8:30 and will feature a conversation with Mark Herrmann. As many of you know, Mark is Vice President and Chief Litigation Counsel of Aon, the world’s largest insurance broker. He is also a former partner at Jones Day, the author of The Curmudgeon’s Guide to Practicing Law, and a weekly columnist here at Above the Law.
    This event will be an opportunity for attendees to hear insightful commentary from Mark, meet Above the Law writers, connect with peers, and enjoy great drinks and hors d’oeuvres. The event is sponsored by our friends at Access Data. Please RSVP below.

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    Saturday, October 13, 2012

    Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Has A Late-Night Heart-to-Heart with Several Penn State Students — Over Beer and Taco Bell

    Editor's note: The demand for copies of the Florida estate case, The Estate of Irving (Fisk) Faskowitz has overwhelmed this Shark's capacity to copy. Your ProbateShark will be scanning the complete file which will soon be available in the Shark Public Drop Box at no charge. Details to follow. Lucius Verenus, Schoolmaster, ProbateSharks.com


    12 Oct 2012 at 10:11 AMPosted in:


    Drinking, Football, Kids, Sentencing Law, Twittering

    Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Has A Late-Night Heart-to-Heart with Several Penn State Students — Over Beer and Taco Bell

    By Christopher Danzig



    Karl Rominger

    In the hours before Jerry Sandusky’s sentencing on Tuesday, one of his attorneys, Karl Rominger, was giving new meaning to the phrase, “Don’t sweat the small, medium, or large stuff.”



    Was Rominger reviewing notes? Meditating? Naaah. He was out drinking with Penn State students! Specifically, he was on the prowl for some ladies.



    A couple reporters from school publications were there to catch the action and some choice soundbites from Sandusky’s lawyer. Oh, and of course there are photos.



    Giggedy… giggedy?





    Although Sandusky’s legal team blamed the media and lack of prep time for Sandusky’s 30-to-60-year sentence, that didn’t stop Rominger from having a 25th Hour-style night out on the town. Yahoo! Sports gives us the scoop:



    Sandusky’s co-counsel, Karl Rominger, sent out a tweet Monday evening offering to buy alcohol at Zeno’s Bar in State College and added “Coeds appreciated.”



    Rominger got a few takers, many from the independent student online news site, Onward State, and a reporter from the Daily Collegian, the student newspaper, who happened to be female and was there to get a story, not booze and was quickly rebuffed by Rominger.



    What ensued with some of the reporters from Onward State was a night of drinks paid for by Rominger, or Sandusky if you want to get technical, the exchange of information about the trial and Rominger trying to get some tail.

    According to one student reporter present (and accepting drinks on Rominger’s dime), the attorney said his only remaining task was a little morning prayer. The student, for his part, may want to pray his journalism professors don’t annihilate him for receiving free stuff from a source involved in a major story he’s covering, but that’s neither here nor there.



    Eventually the crew wound up at Taco Bell, where Rominger made some more interesting statements, according to Kevin Horne, another student editor:



    We sat there and shot the [expletive] for a half an hour, 45 minutes or so. Rominger told us to put our phones away at one point when we were talking. He said he didn’t expect to get paid for the case — he was doing it for publicity for his firm and that’s why he took it.

    Okay then! Who knows, maybe the booze and chalupas made him a little loopy, but this doesn’t seem like the best conversation to have with a bunch of college reporters the day before your infamous client is sentenced to life in prison for raping children. If you want to feel even more uneasy, you can see photos of the weirdly jovial group in Yahoo’s article.


    We’ll see how all this might affect Sandusky’s appeals. But then again, maybe it won’t, because Rominger also told the students Sandusky only has a 50-50 chance of winning his appeal, and “wasn’t going to last long in prison” anyway.



    Wow, that’s some plain-speaking.



    Hours before Sandusky’s sentencing, his lawyer was drinking with Penn State students [Yahoo! Sports]



    Earlier: Jerry Sandusky Receives His Sentence — What’ll It Be?





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    Thursday, June 14, 2012

    ‘Sh*t Law’ Attorney Sentenced to Perform Community Service at Sewage Treatment Plant

    14 Jun 2012 at 2:46 PMPosted in:


    Crime, Drinking, Drugs, Lawyer of the Day, Marijuana, Nauseating Things, Rape

    ‘Sh*t Law’ Attorney Sentenced to Perform Community Service at Sewage Treatment Plant

    By Staci Zaretsky



    This community service stinks.

    Ahh, “sh*t law.” In case you aren’t familiar with the term, it’s what some lawyers rudely and condescendingly call legal practice outside of Biglaw. From traffic tickets to personal injury, you name it, and it’s apparently a derivative of “sh*t law.”



    Back in March, we brought you a story about Joseph Neal Jr., the apparent king of one of these so-called “sh*t law” practices in Augusta, Georgia. Neal, a prominent personal injury attorney, earned our Lawyer of the Day title after he and his ex-wife racked up criminal charges for allegedly drugging and sexually assaulting the family babysitter. Neal later went on to earn 21% of the vote in our March Lawyer of the Month competition.



    Now, just a few short months later, Neal has been sentenced after accepting the terms of a plea bargain. The deal reduced a felony rape charge to two misdemeanors. Neal will serve three years of supervised probation, and he’ll also commit to a term of community service that some would call a bit of poetic justice….





    Last week, Superior Court Judge James Blanchard sentenced Neal to 100 hours of community service to take place at a sewage treatment plant. From “sh*t law” to literally wading in sh*t; how do ya like them apples? Judge Blanchard claims that he chose the sewage plant for Neal “in keeping with the conduct in this case.”



    And as for Neal’s improper conduct, the Augusta Chronicle describes some text messages sent between Neal and the babysitter that caused prosecutors to admit this had turned into a “he said and she said” case:



    In one exchange, read aloud by the baby sitter, Neal described himself as a “sex god” and the woman countered, “I’ll have to be the judge of that.”



    “I dare you to be the judge of that,” Neal replied.



    The messages continued in that manner until the woman said she “doesn’t want to be a tease.”



    “You can be our babysitter and sex slave LOL,” Neal stated.



    “I don’t know about that,” the woman replied, then later, “You’re going to have to contain yourself.”

    Alas, thanks to his conduct, this “sex god” will have to further sully his hands with sh*t outside the confines of his personal injury practice.



    Augusta lawyer Joe Neal Jr. gets 3 years’ probation [Augusta Chronicle]

    Lawyer Sentenced to Work in Sewage Treatment Plant; Prosecutors Cited ‘Sex God’ Text to Babysitter

    [ABA Journal]




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