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(A stock photo of a teen driver — not actually Ethan Couch.)
I’m sure that by now you’ve all heard the story about the wealthy white teenager who killed four people while drunk driving. As we mentioned in yesterday’s Non-Sequiturs, 16-year-old Ethan Couch got off — sentenced to therapy — because the judge agreed that the kid was a victim of “affluenza”: his parents gave him everything he wanted, and he believed that being rich meant that he wouldn’t have to face consequences for his actions.
The kid’s not wrong; the fact that he’s not facing incarceration for killing four people kind of proves the point. A poor white kid would be in jail right now. A rich black kid would be in jail right now. A poor black kid would be picking out items for his last supper right now. Anybody who thinks that this kind of lenience would be given to anybody other than a wealthy white dauphin is wrong and stupid (and probably racist). The rich kid isn’t in jail because rich people don’t suffer the full force of consequences for their actions.
That said… the judge isn’t wrong either. When you have a jerk-off prick of a 16-year-old, as this kid appears to be, it’s probably not his fault. Not really. My outrage isn’t that Couch is getting off, it’s that so many other teens and young people are being incarcerated without this kind of compassion.
Not that there aren’t people who deserve jail time behind this. It’s just that those people are Couch’s parents…. Continue reading “In Defense Of The Rich White Boy Who Killed Four People And Got Away With It”
Editor’s note: This Shark believes that "big fish perps" like Abramoff could not exist without the "small fry" perps like Ring. Your ProbateShark says, "...fry em all" Lucius Verenus, Schoolmaster, ProbateSharks.com
Full disclosure: Former Jack Abramoff associate Kevin Ring, whose criminal conviction was recently upheld by the D.C. Circuit, is a friend of mine. We grew up in the same town and have known one another for decades. In no way is what follows unbiased or objective in any sense. That said, I know that I’m right and the case against Kevin Ring was simply, unambiguously wrong. Not to say that there was no ambiguity as to whether he broke a law — there was a tiny bit of that. But under no sane system of justice would Kevin be going to federal prison. Though he almost certainly is, pending a request for en banc rehearing from the D.C. Circuit followed by a Hail Mary filing for a writ of certiorari.
We can all stipulate that Jack Abramoff is one of the sleaziest and most repellent characters to besmirch the legal profession in decades. (My favorite Abramoff moment: the time he tried convince his rabbi to bestow upon him a fake, back-dated “Scholar of Talmudic Studies” award, so he could get in the Cosmos Club.)
Anyway, Abramoff was Kevin’s boss for three and a half years, during the final period of which they were both partners at Greenberg Traurig. In the words of the judge at his sentencing hearing, Kevin was a “cog” in the Abramoff operation, a “second-tier level” administrator of the firm’s lobbying team. I won’t try to spin Kevin’s time as a lobbyist as some honorable endeavor. I couldn’t. Generally speaking, lobbyists are regarded by most of us as only slightly less distasteful than the politicians whose favor they are trying to curry. But that does not make them criminals….
There’s no denying that Jack Abramoff was a crook. He fleeced clients of millions. He bribed Congressmen. He defrauded his business partners and committed bank fraud. He got off lightly with the 43 months he served. He now hosts a radio show on XM and gets paid handsomely to speak to state legislators and other suckers about the need for — you guessed it — lobbying reform.
Although Ring worked for and was deemed a co-conspirator of Abramoff’s, under the government’s strikingly expansive definition of “conspiracy,” Ring had nothing to do with Abramoff’s most egregious offenses: bribery of Rep. Bob Ney (only member of Congress convicted), Suncruz bank fraud, millions stolen from client-Indian tribes, and tax fraud. The charges against Kevin came down to this: dinners and tickets (to Redskins games and, erm, Disney on Ice), given to a few minor public officials, none of whom would testify against him, and concerning which the government didn’t even try to prove any quid pro quo. After two trials and a loss on appeal, Kevin is looking at 20 months imprisonment. His marriage fell apart a while back. He’ll lose his bar license. His legal bills ran over $2 million and left him more than $1 million in debt. Here’s the thing, though: he has committed no crime. Even if every thing alleged is true he has been convicted ex post facto of “being a lobbyist” in the commonly understood sense.
Joe Patrice wrote a great post last week about the Ring case in the context of a broader “prosecutors gone wild” trend (cf. Aaron Swartz). But as someone who followed the Ring case closely, with mounting bewilderment and anger, I want to make the specific, outrageous particulars of the case to be more widely known. It turns out I am fortunate to work for Above the Law/Breaking Media and have colleagues who will indulge me to do so.
Oh, no reason
1. The Ring case is emblematic of prosecutorial overreach and abuse.
This cannot be repeated enough: the difference between rewarding cooperation and vindictively punishing someone for asserting his constitutional right to trial is utterly lost in this case. Joe put it well:
In Ring’s case, after securing modest sentences for cooperating lobbyists with more egregious conduct (including Abramoff himself), the government sought a 20-year prison term for the non-cooperating Ring. Take a second to ponder that… the government wanted to put Ring away for three to four times longer than the actual ringleader of the whole affair! There’s “rewarding cooperation,” and then there’s whatever the government was doing here.
But it’s actually worse than that. When the government first submitted its views of how the federal guidelines should be calculated, prosecutors said Ring’s offense level required a sentence of life in prison. LIFE. Even the judge agreed with the defense that the prosecutors were retaliating against Ring for going to trial. 2. The prosecution behaved despicably.
One Nathaniel Edmonds, Assistant Chief of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act Unit at DOJ, was the government shot-caller in this case. I’ve heard that Edmonds told Ring’s counsel after the initial mistrial that he would “try him ten more times if that’s what it took to secure a conviction.” Which would be, of course, a totally reasonable and non-disturbing thing for someone in his position of nearly unchecked power to say. (I reached out to Edmonds and learned that he was out of the country and unable to respond.)
Examples of questionable acts by the prosecution in the Ring cases abound. Here is a sampling. Before the trial:
Kevin voluntarily reached out to the DOJ in 2004 and offered his cooperation. He cooperated for two years. In 2008, well after his cooperation ended (see #3 below) and his arrest was inevitable, he offered multiple times to turn himself in. Instead the government thought it better to send a half-dozen FBI agents to pound on his front door early one morning and take him away in handcuffs. His wife and kids were at home, of course. I know that all law enforcement enjoys a little theatrics and it happens to everyone, but still. Presumed innocent? No flight risk? Willing to surrender? What the hell was the point? I felt like the French did when they flipped out over DSK’s perp walk.
During trial:
During the second trial, two prosecutorial acts stand out to me. First, the prosecution tried to change the rules in the middle of the game. Essentially, they requested a fundamental change to the earlier jury instructions. This move came in the wake of the government’s main witness recanting his earlier testimony (see #4 below). The judge, Ellen Segal Huvelle, scolded the prosecutors for taking a “totally different position” because their witness bailed out. “It’s a very sad day that the government should be stretching at this time to come up with new arguments.” Well, the case never was about punishing a lawbreaker. It was about retribution.
At a later point in the second trial, Edmonds implied that he was in possession of evidence that Ring had secured a no-work job for the wife of a Congressional staffer. Nothing of the sort took place and there was no evidence to suggest so. It was a cheap stunt of the Joe-McCarthy-waving-around-a-list-of-imaginary-commies variety. Judge Huvelle recognized this and admonished Edmonds: “You have crossed the line of professional responsibility.” Edmonds replied with the formulation cherished by busted fibbers everywhere: “I misspoke.”
Post-trial:
Edmonds’s vengefulness did not end even when he won Kevin’s conviction. Because of my friendship with Kevin, I am aware of allegations that Edmonds made in regard to Ring’s broken marriage in a pre-sentencing report that I view as vile. My desire to shine a light on this must be balanced against Kevin’s family’s right to not have their privacy violated further, and the latter has to prevail. But I will say this: Edmonds reminds me of nothing so much as a priggish, fanatical Javert-type character. As Hugo famously said of his creation: “Probity, sincerity, candor, conviction, the sense of duty, are things which may become hideous when wrongly directed [...] they are virtues which have one vice, — error.”
In other, more ATL-ish terms, to describe Edmonds’s action as “douche-y” is to insult popped collars everywhere. 3. He refused to give false testimony.
The government’s real agenda was to leverage a deal with Ring to get him to testify against his former boss, ex-Congressman John Doolittle, as well as other members of Congress, staffers, and Bush administration officials. For two years before his arrest, Kevin cooperated with the FBI up until the point where they began to pressure him to sign a plea agreement that required him to admit to defrauding his clients (a charge they never brought) and bribing public officials. As Kevin wrote in a letter to the judge before sentencing, he would have had to admit that he gave Doolittle and others meals and tickets in return for official favors and believed that if he stopped giving them things, they would have stopped the favors. Kevin refused to give what he knew was a false statement against Doolittle, asserted his right to trial, and this whole sh*tstorm rained down on him and his family. Neither Doolittle nor anyone on his staff was ever charged.
Editor's note: The demand for copies of the Florida estate case, The Estate of Irving (Fisk) Faskowitz has overwhelmed this Shark's capacity to copy. Your ProbateShark will be scanning the complete file which will soon be available in the Shark Public Drop Box at no charge. Details to follow. Lucius Verenus, Schoolmaster, ProbateSharks.com
Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Has A Late-Night Heart-to-Heart with Several Penn State Students — Over Beer and Taco Bell
By Christopher Danzig
Karl Rominger
In the hours before Jerry Sandusky’s sentencing on Tuesday, one of his attorneys, Karl Rominger, was giving new meaning to the phrase, “Don’t sweat the small, medium, or large stuff.”
Was Rominger reviewing notes? Meditating? Naaah. He was out drinking with Penn State students! Specifically, he was on the prowl for some ladies.
A couple reporters from school publications were there to catch the action and some choice soundbites from Sandusky’s lawyer. Oh, and of course there are photos.
Giggedy… giggedy?
Although Sandusky’s legal team blamed the media and lack of prep time for Sandusky’s 30-to-60-year sentence, that didn’t stop Rominger from having a 25th Hour-style night out on the town. Yahoo! Sports gives us the scoop:
Sandusky’s co-counsel, Karl Rominger, sent out a tweet Monday evening offering to buy alcohol at Zeno’s Bar in State College and added “Coeds appreciated.”
Rominger got a few takers, many from the independent student online news site, Onward State, and a reporter from the Daily Collegian, the student newspaper, who happened to be female and was there to get a story, not booze and was quickly rebuffed by Rominger.
What ensued with some of the reporters from Onward State was a night of drinks paid for by Rominger, or Sandusky if you want to get technical, the exchange of information about the trial and Rominger trying to get some tail.
According to one student reporter present (and accepting drinks on Rominger’s dime), the attorney said his only remaining task was a little morning prayer. The student, for his part, may want to pray his journalism professors don’t annihilate him for receiving free stuff from a source involved in a major story he’s covering, but that’s neither here nor there.
Eventually the crew wound up at Taco Bell, where Rominger made some more interesting statements, according to Kevin Horne, another student editor:
We sat there and shot the [expletive] for a half an hour, 45 minutes or so. Rominger told us to put our phones away at one point when we were talking. He said he didn’t expect to get paid for the case — he was doing it for publicity for his firm and that’s why he took it.
Okay then! Who knows, maybe the booze and chalupas made him a little loopy, but this doesn’t seem like the best conversation to have with a bunch of college reporters the day before your infamous client is sentenced to life in prison for raping children. If you want to feel even more uneasy, you can see photos of the weirdly jovial group in Yahoo’s article.
We’ll see how all this might affect Sandusky’s appeals. But then again, maybe it won’t, because Rominger also told the students Sandusky only has a 50-50 chance of winning his appeal, and “wasn’t going to last long in prison” anyway.
Wow, that’s some plain-speaking.
Hours before Sandusky’s sentencing, his lawyer was drinking with Penn State students [Yahoo! Sports]
Earlier: Jerry Sandusky Receives His Sentence — What’ll It Be?
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