Report: Texas AG Will Be Indicted On Monday
Maybe he’s holding out hope that the independent Texas Republic will get him off.
[Edit note: Joe wrote this while at my baby shower in Westchester. He was sober. Me… not so much. — Elie]
[Edit Edit note: Sober-er. I polished off a bottle of Bourbon while you sucked off your vaporizer like you were a $50 hooker. — Joe]
Attorney General Ken Paxton To Be Indicted Monday [WFAA]
Earlier: Dear Texas You Know You ARE Actually Part Of The United States Right