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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

A Biglaw Firm’s ‘Disgusting’ And ‘Despicable’ Lawsuit?

  • 26 Feb 2014 at 5:59 PM
  • Asians, Biglaw, Blog Wars, Blogging, California, Politics, Reader Polls, Weirdness, Women's Issues
  • A Biglaw Firm’s ‘Disgusting’ And ‘Despicable’ Lawsuit?


    A lawsuit filed earlier this month has raised the ire of several leading lawyers and legal bloggers. Noted First Amendment attorney Marc Randazza — a panelist at our Attorney@Blog conference, by the way — describes the case as “truly disgusting.” Ken White of Popehat, another prominent commentator on the legal profession, calls the suit “despicable” and “thoroughly contemptible,” writing that he “cannot remember a lawsuit that so immediately repulsed and enraged.”
    Let’s find out what all the buzz is about. Which law firm filed this controversial complaint, what is the case about, and how bad is it?

    Here is what Randazza writes over at The Legal Satyricon:
    Every law firm gets confronted (on a pretty regular basis) with the question: “should I put my name on this?“ That soul searching comes into play when you wonder, “is this honorable?” You know when it is, and when it isn’t.
    I’m not talking about representing a client that you know is guilty — they deserve a defense. I’m not talking about representing a really evil client — because there might be an important legal issue in play.
    I’m talking about when you do something truly disgusting.
    Now, Biglaw firms sometimes represent some pretty unsavory characters — corporations that profit from dangerous or defective products, companies that pollute the air and water, greedy white-collar criminals. Is this latest lawsuit any worse? Per Randazza:
    Mayer Brown brings you this masterpiece — a lawsuit where they are trying remove a memorial for World War II “comfort women” from a public park. You see, it “offends” some of their clients. The cause itself is a bit slimy, but how they’re going about it qualifies them as “the least honorable law firm in the world.”
    For those of you who do not know what the “comfort women” were — they were about 200,000 women (some say as many as 400,000) who were forced into working in whorehouses for Japanese soldiers during World War II.
    After describing the atrocities inflicted upon the comfort women, who were basically turned into sex slaves, Randazza scrutinizes the plaintiffs behind this suit:
    Two of the plaintiffs are Japanese-Americans who live in Glendale. The third plaintiff is an “organization” called “GAHT-US.”
    “Plaintiff GAHT-US Corporation (GAHT-US) is a non-profit public benefit corporation organized under the laws of the State of California. The purpose of GAHT-US is to provide accurate and fact-based educational resources to the public in the U.S., including within California and Glendale, concerning the history of World War II and related events, with an emphasis on Japan’s role.” (Complaint at Para. 7)
    Well, if we look for GAHT-US (The “Global Alliance for Historical Truth”), what do we find? We find that it is a corporation that someone created on February 6, 2014. After 14 days of legal existence, this lawsuit was GAHT-US’s first act — well after slapping up a web page. This “Global Alliance’s” address is 1223 Wilshire Boulevard #613. That’s a UPS Store.
    What is the plaintiffs’ issue with the memorial? From the complaint:
    As a Glendale resident of Japanese heritage, [plaintiff Michiko Shiota Gingery] believes the Public Monument presents an unfairly one-sided portrayal of the historical and political debate surrounding comfort women….
    Over at Popehat, Ken White provides more of the necessary background:
    During the Second World War, the Empire of Japan sexually enslaved women — at least tens of thousands, and perhaps hundreds of thousands — to be raped by its troops. They were forcibly seized from the countries Japan occupied, primarily Korea. Though Japan officially apologized in 1993, in recent years right-wing forces in Japan have been seeking to retract those apologies, asserting that the enslaved women were actually voluntary prostitutes, or that the Empire itself wasn’t involved in any coercion. This attempted walkback can best be understood in the broader context of Japanese nationalist politics, in which right-wing politicians play to their base by doing things like visiting shrines honoring war criminals.
    Now Japanese-American plaintiffs, served by American megafirm Mayer Brown, are pursuing the agenda of reactionary Japanese politicians through despicable litigation.
    So one could argue that this lawsuit constitutes an attempt to deny historical horrors that most people (at least here in the United States) would agree actually occurred — or if not to deny those horrors, at least to shift the blame for them.
    What are the plaintiffs’ legal grounds for opposing the memorial? Per Popehat:
    Plaintiffs argue in part that the City of Glendale did not follow its own rules in approving the exact language on the memorial. But their primary argument — the most shocking one — is that the City of Glendale cannot erect such a memorial because it violates the Supremacy Clause of the U.S. Constitution and interferes with the federal government’s sole right to conduct U.S. foreign policy.
    In a nutshell, the plaintiffs argue that because “the historical and political debate surrounding comfort women” is so charged — implicating relations between Japan and its neighbors in Asia, and between Japan and the United States — Glendale cannot put up this memorial without violating the federal government’s “power to exclusively conduct the foreign affairs of the United States.” This argument seems like a bit of a stretch to me, for the reasons outlined by Randazza at The Legal Satyricon and White at Popehat.
    (You should definitely read both of their posts, which are vigorously argued and stylishly written. Whether you agree or disagree with Randazza and White, you can at least enjoy their prose.)
    So Gingery v. City of Glendale doesn’t strike me as a particularly meritorious lawsuit. But does that make it “disgusting” and “despicable”? Maybe I’m taking too amoral a view — perhaps years of observing and writing about the legal profession have made me jaded — but I’m not sure. It seems not terribly different from any other case in which a Biglaw firm represents some powerful interest opposed to human rights (or arguably opposed to human rights, if you want to be a comfort-women-denier about it).
    My reaction to this case is less angry and more puzzled, or at least curious. I’m curious about the plaintiffs, especially the mysterious, newly formed GAHT-US entity. I’m curious about why the plaintiffs care so deeply about disputing the historical record on the comfort women — do they have ties to right-wing Japanese politics? I’m curious about how much the plaintiffs are paying Mayer Brown to handle this matter and who is funding the litigation. And I’m curious about why Mayer Brown decided to take this controversial case — do the plaintiffs have ties to existing corporate clients of the firm? This is not the kind of case that a firm like Mayer would typically handle.
    (By the way, we did reach out to Mayer Brown to see if the firm had any comment on this case. They did not get back to us.)
    That’s just me. Readers, what do you make of this matter? Sound off in the comments, and take our reader poll.
    UPDATE (3/4/2014, 11:45 p.m.): A quick clarification in response to Jack Marshall’s post over at Ethics Alarms. My argument is not “everybody does stuff like this, so therefore it’s okay.” Rather, my argument — reflecting my perspective as a Biglaw admirer, which perhaps I should have made explicit — would be better phrased as follows: “Biglaw firms frequently represent powerful interests allegedly opposed to human rights; there’s nothing wrong with such representations, which involve unpopular parties receiving zealous advocacy on their behalf; and Mayer Brown’s involvement in the Gingery case isn’t materially different from these representations.”
    What do you think about Gingery v. City of Glendale?
    • Disgusting and contemptible. (41%, 954 Votes)
    • Not disgusting, just frivolous. (38%, 889 Votes)
    • Shrug; par for the Biglaw course. (19%, 445 Votes)
    • Courageous and commendable. (2%, 54 Votes)
    Total Voters: 2,342
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    Mayer Brown, shame on you. [The Legal Satyricon]
    Controlling Public Art By Lawsuit: Japanese-American Citizens Sue To Remove “Comfort Women” Memorial [Popehat]
    Earlier: I’m Pretty Sure The Japanese Peace Constitution Doesn’t Allow For Sex Slaves

    Monday, September 16, 2013

    What Is This Creepy Law Professor Doing???

  • 13 Sep 2013 at 1:00 PM
  • Law Professors, Law Schools, Pictures, Weirdness
  • What Is This Creepy Law Professor Doing???


    Some law professors are cool, some are complete weirdos, and some do creepy things like this:

    Paging Dr. Law to the dean’s office…

    Last night, someone sent us this picture (originally posted on Reddit), with the explanation that it was taken at a “competitive law school.” This well-dressed man seems to be eavesdropping on the study group inside a room at the law school’s library by pressing a stethoscope against the glass.
    At first, we thought it was a student gunning incredibly hard at a T14 law school, but then we found out that this was no gunner at all. In fact, it’s not even that “competitive” of a law school, unless you count the recent graduates who are competing for scarce jobs with their retroactively inflated transcripts.
    This is a picture of Professor Hiro Aragaki, who teaches Negotiation at Loyola Law School – Los Angeles. He’s apparently listening in on some group exercises, but we’ve got to wonder what possible academic reason would inspire a professor to observe his students in this unorthodox kind of way.
    He didn’t want to distract his students, you say? The only thing more distracting than a creepy law professor pressed up against the window (with a stethoscope, no less) would be coming to the sudden realization that this man is likely being paid six figures to do it.
    Assuming there is no better way to accomplish this goal, props to Professor Aragaki for coming up with a unique if unconventional method to observe his class. We reached out to him for an explanation of his academic stylings, and we’ll update this post as soon as we hear back from him.
    Otherwise, we’ll be left to believe he’s still clinging to broken dreams of going to med school, and the stethoscope is all he’s got left. Damn you, MCAT. Damn you to hell.
    I go to a competitive law school. [WTF / Reddit]
    Earlier: Loyola Law School (L.A.) Retroactively Inflates Grades

    Wednesday, August 28, 2013

    Crusader Requires A Jewish OR Muslim Lawyer: Apparently We’re Going After The 16th-Century Vatican In SCOTUS!!

  • 27 Aug 2013 at 12:49 PM
  • Constitutional Law, Craigslist, Religion, Weirdness
  • Crusader Requires A Jewish OR Muslim Lawyer: Apparently We’re Going After The 16th-Century Vatican In SCOTUS!!


    Pope Gregory XIII be RACEIST.
    A Catholic lawyer, a Jewish lawyer, and a Muslim lawyer all walk into a bar. The Muslim lawyer says, “I’m filing an injunction to stop this den of sin from serving alcohol.” The Jewish lawyer says, “I’m suing you for working on the Sabbath.” The bartender looks at the Catholic lawyer and says, “Jesus, what do you want?” The Catholic lawyer says, “How the hell should I know? But I’ll take a scotch while you wait for an answer.”
    It’s not every day that you see a person specify that they want a lawyer who is from a certain religious background. Law is generally a secular profession. Sure, Moses is the first law giver in the Judeo-Christian tradition, but the only God most lawyers consult before deciding whether or not to take a case is the one bathed in green.
    Still, when you are a whack-job on Craigslist who is trying to mount an assault on the calendar, I suppose the only way you’re going to get help is with the aid of a true believer.
    Yeah, you heard me right, I’m talking about a guy who wants to sue… somebody… over the calendar

    Actually, being irrationally pissed about the Gregorian calendar is not a new thing. There are the somewhat fair religious arguments (why should the entire secular world keep time in a fashion developed by leaders of one religion). Then there are the bats**t crazy “global conspiracy” arguments. From The Atlantean Conspiracy:
    Another subtle yet devastating aspect of the global conspiracy is their manipulation of calendars, clocks, and our perception of time. We are being enslaved by manmade mechanisms and systems for keeping time. Not only are we wage-slaves to bankers, governments, bosses, and landowners, but we are also time-slaves to our watches, clocks, and calendars.
    Man, I love benign nut-jobs. I wish I could be there when this guy sees a Peter’s Projection Map for the first time; his head might actually explode.
    In any event, one of these dudes managed to successfully operate Craigslist, and he’s looking for some help from lawyers willing to take on the Catholic Church. Here’s the ad in pertinent part (you can see the full ad, with a wonderful picture, on the next page).
    Need Jewish or Muslim attorney
    I am currently involved in a court case (on appeal) in Paris, [Texas], that is challenging the legality/authority of the Gregorian Calendar — based on the fact that it is a papal-decreed religious instrument and violates the Establishment Clause of the 1st Amendment.
    This will eventually end-up in the SCOTUS to have 6 Catholic and 3 Jewish justices make a ruling on the legality/authority on the papal bull/decree issued by Pope Gregory XIII in 1582.
    I am looking for an attorney who has integrity and courage – and is willing to stand up for the truth, the rule of LAW and the freedom for people to not HAVE to use the Roman Catholic Gregorian Calendar and use the one that agrees with their conscience/belief/religion.
    It’s eventually going to end up in SCOTUS, you think? Don’t get me wrong, I would LOVE to see the Supreme Court grant cert in a case regarding whether the Gregorian calendar violates the Establishment Clause. I just want to see who is allegedly in violation — is the mere recognition of “Saturday” by the U.S. Postal Service the issue here?
    Still, I think it would be pretty bad if everybody got to use the calendar that’s in accordance to their conscience and beliefs. I don’t want my employer adopting a calendar that pays me once a galactic year. On that scale, there’s still a Tyrannosaur waiting around for a paycheck.
    But I want to end where I started: why does it take a Jewish or Muslim lawyer to tell this man he’s crazy take this case? Don’t Buddhist or Hindu lawyers have just as much stake in overturning this expression of Catholic imperialism?
    Unless… oh my God… this guy must be part of the Western Illuminati conspiracy that seeks to deny the influence of Eastern traditions in an attempt to extend Western imperialism throughout the far East