Dog Rules For Humans
Don't come home smelling like other dogs!
Don't call me or lead me to a bath!
I can sleep anywhere i choose, even if you trip over me!
Don't shhh me when you are on the phone! I heard the wind blowing the leaves!
Don't move me when i'm sleeping in the middle of the bed! There is plenty of room on the edge of the bed for yourself!
Please try to not roll over on me while i'm sleeping!
Don't think you can leave the room without me!
If it lands on the floor it's mine!
You will never pee alone!
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
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