Tuesday, March 15, 2016

The Bruce Report- Volume 91

The Bruce Report- Volume 91
The Regular Guy Movie Reviews
The Brothers Grimsby- 2 Little Brucies
A few funny parts but a mostly disgusting film! Don't and i repeat do 
not bring the kids! Perverts will like this movie!
10 Cloverfield Lane- 3 Little Brucies
Now this is a wonderful Horror-Sci-fi film! Great story, not much violence and a great script from the mind of J.J. Abrams. ( Star Wars- Lost) Worth seeing!
Trump Rally
I have tried to be Non Political lately and while i am not a big fan of "The Donald", what those morons did in Chicago is disgraceful! I am glad he cancelled because it would have probably ended in violence! It is almost like repressing free speech in China, Russia, and even Nazi Germany! I know the Libby's will reply that the protesters have their right to free speech, but this was uncalled for! If your don't like the man don't go and don't vote for him! I am sorry the we still have to listen to this crap for another eight months! 
Who Is Little Brucie Voting For In The Primary
It looks like Bernie is getting my vote! Not that i like him, it is that i really don't like Hilary! I feel she will be a terrible foreign President, worse than Jimmy Carter and OB. She can't ever handle Wild Dick Bill! The handling of Benghazi was awful! I have always felt that her and Bill were the Bonny and Clyde of politics!  
More Stuff!
Zero is the number that can't be represented by
Roman Numerals!
The Banana cannot reproduce itself!
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself!
Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit!
The earth gets a hundred tons heavier every day due to falling space dust! 
I wonder when a women applies for a job at Hooters, do they give her a bra and say here fill this out!
I want to come back as a spider so i can hear women say "My God it's huge"!
Why do people think no one can see them picking their nose while they are driving a car?  
Please get out and vote tomorrow. It is your right as an American! Be Proud! 
See You next week!

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