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Monday, November 7, 2016

The Pope and the Rabbi

The Pope and the Rabbi
 
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism, or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal: he'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they'd have to either convert or leave.

The Jewish people all met and, after much deliberation, picked an aged and very wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, it was agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up, declared himself beaten and left the debate and said later that the rabbi was too clever. He decreed that the Jews could stay in
Italy.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, and asked him ' what happened ? '

The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our faiths. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. The rabbi responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and host to show that through the perfect sacrifice, J has atoned for our sins, but the rabbi pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue."

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won.

"I haven't a clue," said the rabbi. "First, he told me that we had three days to get out of
Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, but I told him emphatically that we were staying right here."

"And then what?" asked a woman.

"Who knows?" said the rabbi. "He just took out his lunch, and so, I took out  mine."

Friday, June 26, 2015

Woman digs up dead dad to get ‘real’ father’s $50M

Woman digs up dead dad to get ‘real’ father’s $50M

She dug up her dead father so she could swap him for a rich one.
A Brooklyn-raised woman could reap as much as $50 million after exhuming the body of the man she had always called “Dad” and using his DNA to prove he really wasn’t her father, The Post has learned.
The dig allowed Nina Sebastiana Viola Montepagani, now 62 and living upstate, to make room on her birth certificate for the wealthy Italian physician she believes is her biological father.
But she may yet need to dig up one more grave — this one in Rome — before she can claim her eight-figure inheritance.
The physician she believes to be her dad, Dr. Sebastiano Raeli, has been dead for five years.
Montepagani is certain that he had an affair with her mother, Anna Viola, 62 years ago in Rome and that, as his only child, she is due half his $100 million fortune.
“I’m just digesting this all,” Montepagani, a retired teacher, told The Post on Friday.
A Manhattan court decision handed down this week as a result of the negative DNA test allows her to now expunge the name of the man who raised her, Giuseppe “Joseph” Viola, from her birth certificate.
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Whether she’ll have to dig up Raeli’s grave “remains to be seen,” she said, speaking from the doorstep of her home in the Albany suburb of Slingerlands.
“This is all very new,” she said.
The Brooklyn-born Montepagani has believed for decades that she is Raeli’s daughter — and with good reason.
The affair between the wealthy Italian and her mom was a thinly veiled family secret.
Anna Viola had met the well-to-do Raeli in Rome in 1951. It is unclear why they did not marry, but Anna was eight months pregnant with Nina Sebastiana when she sailed for the United States to marry Joseph Viola, who lovingly raised the girl as his own.
“At the time of my conception, Joseph Viola had no physical contact with my mother. They were an ocean apart,” Montepagani wrote in a 2010 affidavit.
“Sebastiano Raeli told everyone that I was his daughter,” she wrote. “My middle name is Sebastiana, a diminutive form of Sebastiano.
“Sebastiano Raeli also sent me photographs of himself which he endorsed with the proclamation: ‘to Nina, my adored daughter.’”
Joseph Viola, she insisted, would have approved of her seeking out her birthright.
“He would have wanted me to go to Italy and claim what is mine,” she wrote.
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